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Only Horse People!

Posted by Red Horse on July 27th, 2010

What makes this the absolute funniest, is that I’m absolutely guilty of several of these things.

I have friends that are guilty of others. Please comment and let me know which ones of these you do!

I cluck to kids, dogs, etc. And, I’m guilty of calling my husband by my horses name.

Special thanks to Melissa Arredondo for this beautiful photo of my stallion, Favian *Ps.

Only Horse People…

believe in an 11th commandment: inside leg to outside rein.
know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
think nothing of eating a sandwich while mucking out a stall.
know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to the end of it.
are banned from Laundromats.
fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
will end relationships over their hobby.
cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
insure their horses for more than their cars.
know (and care) more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.
have no problem speaking of semen, abscesses and colic surgery at the dinner table.
have a smaller wardrobe than their horse.
engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
know that a good ride is better than Zoloft any day.