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Only Horse People!

jr-sepiaWhat makes this the absolute funniest, is that I’m absolutely guilty of several of these things.

I have friends that are guilty of others. Please comment and let me know which ones of these you do!

I cluck to kids, dogs, etc. And, I’m guilty of calling my husband by my horses name.

Special thanks to Melissa Arredondo for this beautiful photo of my stallion, Favian *Ps.

Only Horse People…

  • believe in an 11th commandment: inside leg to outside rein.
  • know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
  • think nothing of eating a sandwich while mucking out a stall.
  • know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to the end of it.
  • are banned from Laundromats.
  • fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
  • can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
  • will end relationships over their hobby.
  • cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
  • insure their horses for more than their cars.
  • know (and care) more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.
  • have no problem speaking of semen, abscesses and colic surgery at the dinner table.
  • have a smaller wardrobe than their horse.
  • engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
  • know that a good ride is better than Zoloft any day.
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