Urgent Notice on Dangers of Horse Hair
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
This substance, called “amobacter equuii” has been linked with the following symptoms in females:
- Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework
- Reluctance to dress up, wear make-up, nice clothes or heels
- Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after “baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements”
“Amobacter equuii” usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands).
“Amobacter equuii” is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a “herd mentality” or like the potato chip commercial, “you can’t have just one.” (Especially potent if infected from miniature equines)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
1 Comment Add your own
1. Craig | October 15th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I see this condition with animal lovers of all types. I guess it could be considered part of the risk of exposing oneself to the simplicity of their lives, which is something we may aspire to have in our own lives.
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